09
Feb
If you were a method, what would you be?
One of those silly, existential programmer which crop up during the course of a work day (generally due to working in small rooms with too many smart people).
If you were a method, what would you be? What would you return?
* void? Surely that sounds boring.
* Boolean? No, you’re probably not that decisive.
* Math.random()? Maybe.
* Some sort of stream?
* Object? For the man of many identities.
I’m not sure there is an answer here… for that matter I’m not sure there is a question either. Well back to work folks! 
